As you know, I am fellow brogre. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Us brogre have much slang. Most of the time, you quaads don’t know what we are talking about. So, I have created this dictionary for y’all to understand the language of Shrek.
Shrek: Our Lord and saviour Shrek. A green ogre full of layer. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Fiona: Shrek’s wife. He would love to put his big green ogre shrock inside her.
Donkey: Shrek’s sidekick in crime. He is a black man.
Farquaad: Stupid prick that everyone hates. Dresses in red like an absolute fag.
Brogre: A follower of Shrek, a lover of Shrek.
Hogre: A female follower of Shrek.
Dreck: What faget farquaads like to call our Lord.
Drek: An evil blue anti-brogre who lives in a bog.
Terk: A red anti-brogre that lives in a quagmire.
Derk: A pink anti-brogre that pretty much failed overall
Godzilla: Another antibrogre lizard tripfag
Jimmy Neutron: Anti-brogre faget
Fungus: antibrogre fail
Purple Flurp: my favourite antibrogrePost too long. Click here to view the full text.