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Shrekchan minecraft server is now online! Cracked players also welcome! Version 1.7.9 and IP: shrekchan.org

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 No.401243[Reply]

As you know, I am fellow brogre. Shrek is love. Shrek is life. Us brogre have much slang. Most of the time, you quaads don’t know what we are talking about. So, I have created this dictionary for y’all to understand the language of Shrek.
Shrek: Our Lord and saviour Shrek. A green ogre full of layer. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Fiona: Shrek’s wife. He would love to put his big green ogre shrock inside her.
Donkey: Shrek’s sidekick in crime. He is a black man.
Farquaad: Stupid prick that everyone hates. Dresses in red like an absolute fag.
Brogre: A follower of Shrek, a lover of Shrek.
Hogre: A female follower of Shrek.
Dreck: What faget farquaads like to call our Lord.
Drek: An evil blue anti-brogre who lives in a bog.
Terk: A red anti-brogre that lives in a quagmire.
Derk: A pink anti-brogre that pretty much failed overall
Godzilla: Another antibrogre lizard tripfag
Jimmy Neutron: Anti-brogre faget
Fungus: antibrogre fail
Purple Flurp: my favourite antibrogre
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 No.401258

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>Purple Flurp: my favourite antibrogre
>A soda
>Anti-brogre

Smells new and fresh in here

 No.401265

>>401258
>no reck it wralph

And this fucking newfiona acts like he knows shit about shrekchan

 No.401272

>>401243
>Hogre
>Terk
>Chucklequaad
>Purple Flurp

Obvs a newfiona faggot

 No.401273

>>401243
This shit is what Tumblr and Fine Bros have done to our glorious swamp.

 No.401274

>>401243
Something smells like 9gag



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 No.401252[Reply]

Shrek came into skype

 No.401269

>>401252
>skype
>not the shrekchan irc
>slipped up
>implying 'onion' was the slipup
die



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 No.401233[Reply]

here's some original content in the name of the ogrelord

 No.401251

8/10

 No.401266

8/10 needs more work

 No.401268

6/10
loses marks for using a gmod memeee but still ok-ish



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 No.401262[Reply]

I am new to the religion of shrek. Please teach me, in the ways of the Shrek.

 No.401264

>>>/wiki/



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 No.401114[Reply]

 No.401246

It was bound to happen at one point.

 No.401257

Yeah, it was inevitable. Oh well, I guess we'll all go kill ourselves now. Sigh.



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 No.401236[Reply]

Have a shrektastic fathers day!

 No.401238

every year with this one

 No.401256

>>401236
I saw that episode. I was to lazy to take a picture and post it here though.



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 No.401235[Reply]

>Lighting a blunt
>After 2 minutes I get faded
>I go on my phone
>Text to my girlfriend
>"Lets bang with that kush"
>I then go to the bathroom
>I see something green
>For some reason shreks face appeared
>I am sp00ked
>I go to my couch and go on my xbox one
>the xbox one starting screen is green
>I freak out and call the police
>The police come and tell me what happened
>I tell them that I saw shrek on the tv
>They test out my xbox
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 No.401226[Reply]

Can you fuckers please stop this retarded meme? Shrek himself is actually almost being driven to suicide due to how much you fuckers obsess with him

 No.401227

>>401226

Not to mention, now people won't be able to enjoy his movies when thinking about all these stories of Shrek sodomizing people

 No.401228

Us here at shrekchan have already taken distance from this meme and hardly use it anymore. Its the facebook, reddit and 4chan guys who keep going at it

 No.401231

>>401228
This. This shit right here.

Go to the (fake, not by us) shrekchan Facebook page.

Also r/Brogres and r/Shrek. Those are the cunts that use the memes

Leave us alone we are innocent, dawg



 No.401216[Reply]

New Shrek movie confirmed

 No.401221

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 No.401149[Reply]

Post your miracles you had with our ogrelord. How do you summon shrek into your life and into your virgin butthole?

 No.401151

stop role-playing

 No.401176

think its a joke m8?

 No.401215

Farquuad. Drek. Get out. Our ogrelord shames you.



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