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No. 42863 [Reply]

Top 10 reasons why Shrek should be in Smash.

1.He is the ogrelord,
2.The Miiverse users will cry to sleep for 20 years.
3.He has loads of layers, And if anyone tries to use him as a punching bag, Shrek will throw a giant onion at them.
4.Shrek has been on many nintendo games before. He was the hardest character to unlock so you have to be a pr0 e11it3 to unlock him.
5.Sakurai would approve of this, As he prays to Shrek as well.
6. He is insanely OP.
7. His Final Smash could be Super Layer 7, Or anal rape.
8. Shrek could pwn all of those characters that are considered better by Miiverse fans. (Such as Mario, Megaman. ETC)
9. He has a petition for him. (http://www.change.org/en-GB/petitions/masahiro-sakurai-shrek-for-super-smash-brothers-for-the-wii-u-and-3ds)
10.He is the fucking ogrelord.




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yes much agreed

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No. 42873 [Reply]

Do you want to peel an onion?


yes very much nazi shrek

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No. 42868 [Reply]

where does shrek stand politically


Absolute Monarchy. He rules the swamp. He also believes in Nazism.


a monarchy has multiple rulers and nazism is white germans which shrek is neither u dumb slut


Our multiple rulers being Shrek and Fiona. And no you dumb cunt, do you even history? There was black nazis. There is Russian Nazis. Shrek believes in keeping the green ogre race pure and killing all the other inferior recolors.

Read up on some politics, its an ABSOLUTE MONARCHY, not an average Monarchy.


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>black nazis


Black men fought for Hitler, its a fact.

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No. 42866 [Reply]

With Shrek 5 coming our way in the near future, let's discuss our favourite things about the previous movie, Shrek Forever After! For a movie that isn't as critically acclaimed as its predecessors, it still has its perks that make it stand out from the as-of-now quadrilogy, much like all the other films in the series.

My favourite thing about Shrek Forever After was the pacing. What turned out to be an hour in real life felt like half of it while watching the movie. I also thought that the "Do the roar!" kid was quite entertaining as well.

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No. 41799 [Reply]

In honor of /mu/ being dead and HOTBOXXX also being dead, I'm going to repost my link of "THE HOTBOXXX ANTHOLOGY," the most complete collection of his tracks I know of. Includes his collab with Spaceman Jones and his instrumentals album with an unreleased Shrek rap.


Also, here's the old music to :lounge:

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daily reminder that the shrek soundcloud community is dead


how about some old beatz


Ionion u got link to old farquaad rap.

I want to listen to shit music I swear!





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No. 42857 [Reply]

We raid his latest videos with shrek related comments, he is drek. He will soon know whats good for him.



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No. 42827 [Reply]

have you SEEN richard dawkins?


He's an agnostic fuckwad that doesn't believe in Shrek, why would I go looking for him? I hope he stays lost.


He just doesn't post very often.
Drek off, quaad


Dawk is ma nigga

seriously though, he is a legend


have you SEEN richard dawkins?

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No. 42852 [Reply]

I heard something special is gonna happen this sunday :^)



>>>/suckmydick/ :^)

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No. 42845 [Reply]

New day today, going to be shrekerific. Going to the opening of the new Shrek themed, theme park. Fap furiously at the thought of seeing all of my shrektastic friends again. Cum in seconds as I think of shreks shrok in my wock. Mom knocks on door, says time to go. I go get napkins with shreks face on them to wipe off the abundance amount of jizz. Puts on limited edition shrek cleats and my shrekit Ralph shirt and runs out to car. Car ride long made even longer with nonstop thoughts of shrek. I tell mom to put on shrek in the swamp karaoke dance party. Mom says she left it at home, I tell her my life is ogre now. Finally arrive, my penis was shuttering in anticipation to see shrek again. Walk through the gates, the ticket man took my ticket then told me to have an ogre day. I tell him to shut the farquad up. I step inside and the smell of onions instantly hit my nose. “I am home” I thought to myself as I looked around at the shrek themed teacups and roller coasters. Wanting to ride them all, but first must see shrek. Head over to shreks autograph signing. Line is long, but I wait patiently for my chance to see shrek again. Finally my turn, I jizz in my pants a little as I walk closer to shrek. “What can I do for you lad?” said shrek as I approached. I turn around and poke my butt in the air as a usual greeting to shrek. Shrek calls for security; they take me away as I scream “imposter!” to the fake shrek. I pray to shrek as they drag me away. Suddenly a big green hand pops out of the imposter shreks stomach, then another, until a fully visible shrek was dislodged completely outside. Bloody but still smelling of onions, rams his dick through the inside of the first guards mouth, going completely through and exiting through the back. He then grabs the other guard. The guard pleads for mercy but shrek just looked at him and said, “This is my swamp.” Then fucks him so fast and furiously that they fly into the sun. After finishing shrek lands down next to me. I run over and give shrek a hug then ask if it was all ogre now. Shrek picked me up and laid me down sitting position on his shrock.” It’s not ogre till I say its ogre.” shrek said as his spear like dick started to penetrate me through my clothes. I unclench my cheeks as I feel shreks love enter me from behind. In pain, I scream “Shrek is love shrek is life!” ogre and ogre again, louder and louder the deeper he goes. After a few minutes of stiff pounding, my ass cheeks finally became loose enough for hiPost too long. Click here to view the full text.



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No. 42825 [Reply]

what happened to videoshrek.\?
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yea moran im serious


wow rude




It's still there


I don't see whats the problem.


godsilla u will suck

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