[ home ] [ shr / shart / site / hack / rp / chat ] [ status / wiki / archive ]

/shr/ - Shrek

Name
Email
Subject
Comment
Verification
File
Embed
Password (For file deletion.)

Greetings everyone, today the board has ajax controls, which means you don't have to refresh a page for new replies, and posting a new post will be automatically added to the thread without the poster needing to refresh it. As you might have noticed embedding is also functional now. Paste a youtube link to embedd it.

File: 1398275019652.jpg (67.36 KB, 1023x682, depositphotos_2073488-Question…)

No. 43192 [Reply]

it was sung in the shrekian gospel that one day 3 divine brogres, each carrying within them the mark of the ogrelord would descent the swamp heavens - returning to earth to consolidate all the brogres of the world and bring forth the word of shrek.

They're here now, among us. But who are they? It's…best that you dont know :^)

No.43194

who IS ITTTTTTTT

No.43196

>>43194
you will se when the time comes, friend



File: 1398258825661.jpg (8.44 KB, 285x177, images.jpg)

No. 43167 [Reply]

So what's wrong with Ralph-tan and Vanelloppe-chan?

No.43189

File: 1398270274907.gif (2.66 MB, 275x150, 1396981954661.gif)

>Ralph-tan
>Vanelloppe-chan

I think your time here is ogre.



File: 1398267530508.jpg (2.01 MB, 2223x1920, Extra.jpg)

No. 43186 [Reply]

Here's a game that's being made right now

No.43187

kekd



File: 1398263192006.jpeg (4.39 KB, 186x139, images-1.jpeg)

No. 43170 [Reply]

.
9 posts and 9 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

No.43180

File: 1398264907212.jpeg (4.19 KB, 186x139, images-10.jpeg)

Youll never know if ypu dont go
!
Never shine if you dont glow…
*deafening

No.43181

File: 1398265066216.jpeg (2.26 KB, 176x147, images-16.jpeg)

HEY NOW YOURE AN ALLSTAR GETCHUR GAME ON GO PLAY
HEY NOW YOURRA ROCKSTA GET THR SHOW ON GET PAAAID
*quiet
N all that glitters is goold….

No.43182

File: 1398265176966.jpeg (3.3 KB, 204x127, 2014-04-24-00-32-10--150922652…)

*muffled*

No.43183

File: 1398265366485.jpeg (5.01 KB, 168x155, 2014-04-24-01-01-35--147490345…)

*muffled distotrion

No.43184

I honestly expect to be hunted for heresay.
But i needed to do this.



File: 1398258018325.jpg (21.55 KB, 580x325, l4d shrekkk.jpg)

No. 43166 [Reply]

Farquaads 1:26-27

1:26-27 (English Majority Text Version, EMTV), Shrek writes

"For this reason [idolatry] Shrek gave them up to passions of dishonor; for even their Shreks exchanged the natural use for that which is contrary to nature, and likewise also the Farquaads, having left the natural use of the Shreks, were inflamed by their lust for one another, Farquaads with Farquaads, committing what is shameful, and receiving in themselves the recompense which was fitting for their error."


File: 1398177605863.jpg (46.15 KB, 556x350, fig,black,mens,ffffff.u1.jpg)

No. 43109 [Reply]

No.43110

dank shirt :^)

No.43164

>>43109
ARGGHH BABY ARGGHH



File: 1398238708935.jpg (12.96 KB, 573x360, HK68406lg.jpg)

No. 43163 [Reply]

>be me
>I'm 38
>losing faith in life
>crossing a bridge, looking over the side
>wonder if jumping off would be better for me than the droll life I live
>decide to flip a coin, heads I die - tails I live
>I flip the coin
>it is tails
>I continue walking down the street and pass by a thrift shop
>children are talking about Shrek
>mfw there's a copy in the shop for 32 cents and I haven't seen the movie
>I buy it and bring it home
>I realize that I had felt down before because I hadn't realized how many layers there are to life
>I fill the void in my life with devotion to Shrek
>I pray to Shrek every night for the next few months
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.


File: 1398219382740.jpg (41.86 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault.jpg)

No. 43152 [Reply]

This is the part where you run away.

No.43153

Why would I do that?

I'm ready, Shrek


I'm ready for you

No.43159


No.43162

I can't, Shrek's gentle, beautiful eyes draw me in.



File: 1398212726136.jpg (140.87 KB, 800x532, image.jpg)

No. 43137 [Reply]

How was drek created? Was he put into existence to balance the awesomeness of shrek? Was he a failed experiment of ogre cloning? Or are his orgegins unknown? Pic unrelated
2 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click reply to view.

No.43142

>>43140
BREK IS WRECK

:^)

No.43143

File: 1398214479758.jpg (91.78 KB, 1024x263, image.jpg)

>>43142
Yea, saw this the other day, was just wondering

No.43148

File: 1398215912164.png (190.78 KB, 924x982, 1341898495512.png)

>>43140
Brek is a cancerous falsehood. Drek is more of a manifestation of an abstract force that inhabited an innocent ogre. 'Drek' is both the manifestation of all things opposed to Shrek and an entity which enacts its will.

Be careful, friend.

No.43151

>>43148
Thanks again brogre

No.43161

Don't forget that drek is dead, so you don't have to worry about him.

Also, go here: http://shrekchan.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Drek for more info as well as his origin story



File: 1398224068472.png (19.19 KB, 297x416, Godzilla truth.PNG)

No. 43157 [Reply]

Godzilla is right.

it will be ogre soon…

when shrekchan dies, shrek will play this song after destorying the world and him too.

nothing will exist except the memories.

RIP

No.43158




Delete Post [ ]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15]
| Catalog
[ home ] [ shr / shart / site / hack / rp / chat ] [ status / wiki / archive ]