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How do you think he will die? Will shrek die as a royal king, or a greedy ogre?
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Shrek will never die. He was born since the beginning of time to watch over us.




who's shrek


fuck me senpai


A god cannot die
Shrek exists out of time as we experience it

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i fucking loveshrek. he can fuck my swamp pussy every night.


"holy shit m8"


shrek is love


shrek is dr eck

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i was looking for a meme that would make me nice and wet, please help must involve shrek and cute girl!!


I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. First and foremost i would like to thank my lord and savior, Shrek, for giving me this opportunity.
Praise be to thee, oh glorious oniony lord! For you, my heart, my soul, and anus is open! Next i would like to thank my parents and wife for being so supportive of my belief in Shrek. Even though they'd accused me of taking it a little ogreboard at one point, I'd still believed. Next i would like to thank my local produce store manager, who always made sure to keep fresh onions stocked up for me when I was performing my rituals of praise to Shrek. And to the shitposting newfags, because they give me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. It will forever be embedded into my layers. Im truly ogrejoyed. And last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. I only hope lord Shrek is pleased by my accomplishments, for it is in his name that I go forth. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on, if you just lovingly spread your ass cheeks open for Shrek. To all the kids out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams, keep your layers up and your sphincter ready. Being the first is truly amazing, thank you everyone. Thank you Shrek.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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A depiction of the Jimmy War

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Fiona is so fuckin cute


Shes my mom


I fuck her right in the pussy every night in my swamp

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Upon this night of absolute lucidity, i sink into the swamps glare, and disrobe myself of this costume of flesh fluid spilling costume, for that can mount this corpus in thriumph- for i shall house nothing, but shrek….

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unveilded by the plenilune the flittermice of shrek seeks to be fed again undone by mournful rest,that shineth from the swamp-the place of no return.
beholding the fairy god mother recrucified, beholding the farquad race browbeaten, beholding the devastation off all morals built upon them.they peer into the yesterdays as thoose are coming back, a fare to rise the flag of shrek, to desseminate the races. multifarious green winged creatures slew the farquad up so high

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Let's have an actual Shrek discussion thread. Discuss Shrek, merchandise, movies, and more [spoiler] no newfionas
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All you had left was your aunt, who hates that boardgame and shrek in general


One day, while reminessing over shrek, and masturbating to the board game.

your aunt barges in,

Shocked, she throws you shrek game in the furnace.

You watch as it burns, shedding tears, weeping on the floor.

But then, something magical happens.

You hear shreks roar from the furnace.

The coals in the fire turn into onions, and the fire turns green.

You see a thick, pulsating shrock seemingly reach out of the furnace.
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I thought that it was pretty good. I would give it an 8/10. All in all it was good but not great.


That was actually very touching m8 thanks for making it. His birthbay is comuing up this is better than any faggot counselor or therapist 420/69 -IGN


Anyone want to buy this shirt for me? Redbubble always has the best shit


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Does anyone know where to find CBoyardee's videos? Powerful Bad Boys and Semper Games in particular
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Uploading them to Youtube ain't gonna do any good, he'll just take them down again. Some guy on /x/ is offering a much larger trades package right now, it would really be worth someone's while to dig up something he doesn't have


don't associate us chef-fans with the circlejerkers here
shrekchan was only good in 2012


I wonder what it would take to get him to do a Q&A here…


About 2000 years. Also that /x/ thread be dead, anyone here willing to trade anything?


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Post your shrekpapers (pic related it's my OC)

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