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File: 1406247315692.jpg (69.55 KB, 606x303, farquaad.jpg)

 No.399761[Reply]

>be me
>school play
>play is shrek musical
>gets farquaad
>angry at director
>"you'd be perfect for him"
>leaves
>crys deeply
>shrek appears
>"time to go maximum ogredrive"
>takes fat ogre shit in my mouth
>leaves room
>shrek is love, shrek is life

 No.399810

Dude, that's shrexual abuse. See a counselor.

 No.399903

>>399761
We all have our role to play in life. You will have your reward once you get to that great swamp in the sky ;_;7



File: 1406417130820.gif (460.95 KB, 320x180, shrek-in-a-crab-o.gif)

 No.399878[Reply]

Hi I am SwampDank!

 No.399881

What the fuck is yopmail?

 No.399882

you should uh have a different name so people don't uh get you confused with another namefag

 No.399888




File: 1406415241944.gif (770.07 KB, 363x309, Shrek Dance_5e8360_5139482.gif)

 No.399870[Reply]

>Be me
>Be 16
>I was Pooping
>Den My lights went off
>I Thought a fuse broke
>But then the room started glowing a greenish color
>It was coming from my toilet
>I looked Down, and saw Shrek
>Shrek Said "Its Never Ogre"
>He gave me his layers
>and I gave him my love
>He then went back down my toilet
>Shrek is Love
>Shrek is life

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File: 1406350743124.jpg (55.48 KB, 960x569, shrek couch.jpg)

 No.399827[Reply]

for all the best shrexual experiences

 No.399839

Object sexuality: Activated

 No.399868

File: 1406413977776.png (219.61 KB, 456x394, shrek it out.png)

When you think about it that couch would be useless to our divine ogrelord as it's obvious(unless you're a wanted heathen like Godzilla) that his cock alone takes up the room in its human form plus with all the EXTRA LARGE W/ CHEES SHREK(THANKYOU) SAMBOULA SHE NEED TO BE IN MAD DIFFERENT POSITIONS YA DIG which the couch may not accomadate

4:20 anwys good job shrek it out !

 No.399869

*shrextra large



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 No.399829[Reply]

What do you guys think of Human Shrek?
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 No.399830

You fool that's drek in disguise. If it was shrek his giant shock would been on screen

 No.399831

File: 1406361553961.gif (153.71 KB, 564x385, DREK ALARM.gif)

>>399830
>hasn't even watched the Shrek movies
>can't see Shrek's perfection even in human guise
>says shock instead of shrock

 No.399832

>>399831 I have seen every single shrek movie and jacked off to them over 592 times.

 No.399848


 No.399853

Test



File: 1406386774476.jpg (103.36 KB, 625x960, image.jpg)

 No.399846[Reply]

Shrek penetrated my butthole for the second time. It still hurt like hell. But I do it for shrek because I want to please him. He roars that mighty roar that I have come to know and love. he fills my butt with his love. We were unprotected. I became pregnant. The anatomy doesn’t make sense, but it does for shrek. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

All credits go to lizconqueredtheworld on tumblr thanks!

 No.399847

>>399846
shit sequel, 2/10

 No.399849

Tumblrfaaag

 No.399852

File: 1406395530314.jpg (82.89 KB, 241x231, kek.jpg)

>not a shrektext story
>from someone on tumblr
>same old "shrek fucked me and it was good" shit we hear every day
>sequel to the only shrektexts any netkiddie know

ya blew it



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 No.399843[Reply]

Have you seen this? What is being done to the country?
The current power Putin has made this database http://apachan.ru/ where you can find detailed information about every resident in the territory of Russia. I checked, and found their data removed, and all that I do that. And then you never know who is out there looking for …

 No.399844

How is this related to Shrek?
This should be in /hack/ or more likely /666/



File: 1406020006830.jpg (83.45 KB, 531x600, 2512-531x600.jpg)

 No.399527[Reply]

I have been gone for a while, now I have returned. How have you all been. Is niggerogre still black? Is hussien still 3.88? Is snoop stil poop? Is eu still just a pretty cool guy?

Also ITT: Old shrekchan stuff I have plenty of stuff from early to mid 2013, if anyone else has anything feel free to share.
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 No.399594

File: 1406067787292.jpg (42.99 KB, 774x619, trashwang.JPG)

clasicc meme coming through

 No.399819

File: 1406344723417.jpeg (13.67 KB, 475x500, 1393011672643.jpeg)

Bumping for le classic nigger

 No.399826

I miss /mu/.

 No.399836

File: 1406366335738.png (118.2 KB, 375x360, 388.png)

>>399835
As do I, but it was born to be void sadly.

Also husseine it is time

 No.399842

>>399819
nigger joe is best mee mee



File: 1406369253573.jpg (206.15 KB, 1080x1776, Collage 2014-07-09 16_05_18.jp…)

 No.399838[Reply]

Based on a pic I saw that was about some guys lil bro drawing a shitty re-colour of shrek
>be me. Shmek
>white ogre
>not like the others
>going on trip to visit jrek
>Suddenly I see a green ogre and a blue ogre fighting
>I break it up
>Blue one is outraged and strikes me down
>blue one says im impure
>Green one agrees
>both kick the shit out of me
>few months later learn about Brogres and anti-brogers
>make own group
>impure ogres
>only white skinned ogres allowed
>take vengeance on both alliances eventually.


File: 1406347924729.png (1.15 MB, 2560x1600, Screen Shot 2014-07-25 at 10.3…)

 No.399820[Reply]

Shrek tank mod in L4D2, while being played on a gametype that's the same as versus but all tanks. Most fun ever on L4D2

 No.399821

File: 1406347969625.png (1.16 MB, 2560x1600, Screen Shot 2014-07-25 at 10.2…)


 No.399822

File: 1406348043099.png (877.48 KB, 2560x1600, Screen Shot 2014-07-25 at 10.2…)


 No.399823

Expert with a competent team, shit gets intense yo.

I don't use shrek tank skin but I got the MOUTH theme for tank aggro music

 No.399824

File: 1406348096200.png (1.01 MB, 2560x1600, Screen Shot 2014-07-25 at 10.2…)


 No.399825

File: 1406348180828.png (1.15 MB, 2560x1600, Screen Shot 2014-07-25 at 10.5…)

This mod has Smashmouth tank music and quotes from the ogrelord himeself



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