One day, while reminessing over shrek, and masturbating to the board game.
your aunt barges in,
Shocked, she throws you shrek game in the furnace.
You watch as it burns, shedding tears, weeping on the floor.
But then, something magical happens.
You hear shreks roar from the furnace.
The coals in the fire turn into onions, and the fire turns green.
You see a thick, pulsating shrock seemingly reach out of the furnace.Post too long. Click here to view the full text.