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Minecraft server is RIP since no activity

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 No.403102[Reply]

So has shrekchan been more active lately since /pol/ on quadchan is kill?

 No.403103

nah



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 No.403039[Reply]

why is shrek so drek?

 No.403043

Why is Farquaad such a fuckwad?

 No.403044

>>403043
why are you such a faggot

 No.403046

shitty thread lol

 No.403071

>>403046
shitty poster lol

 No.403099

>>403071
ikr l- oh wait, hey!



 No.403096[Reply]

shut the "shrek" up lol!


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 No.403092[Reply]

GREEN

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 No.403069[Reply]

wow fuck you mods you ruin all the FUN

 No.403070

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fuck EU

 No.403072

Mods unbanned me tho i gess thats ok

 No.403080

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>>403072
>niggest gets unbanned
>same day we get spammed with cp
coincidence?



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 No.402986[Reply]

 No.403014

>>402986
Your anus will burn for this

 No.403024

What the shrek?

 No.403030

Someone hunt this fag in tha vid down and kill him

 No.403031

>>403030
Moar heresy
try not 2 vomit, I no I did urp

 No.403032




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 No.403025[Reply]

A conference about our almighty ogre lord, and his domain will me held in the chat this Wednesday at 12pm.

We will be discussing various topics about the website, and the history of Shrek. We could exchange stories and explain how we found ShrekChan. Explore the murky swamp. Talk about Shrek things in the chat.

ON WEDNESDAY 12pm
/chat/

Be there.

 No.403026

forgot to mention.

12PM Central Time
or
10AM PST
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2PM EST

 No.403027

Wouldnt miss it for the world



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 No.402982[Reply]

how do ah defeat the Farquaads?
Tell mah this please!

 No.402999

haha shrek is lofe right fellow brogeur? haha funny meme please respond

 No.403022

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When in the presence of the farquad, one might find himself trapped, whilst the mind flees to a state of fright. But do not have fear in thoust heart. For we are brogre, we have no fear. Where there is fear, there is lack of lucidity of the swamps glare; main farquad dogma. let thoust loins flitter to blaspheme the farquad.
hoist thou canon of shrek upon the ever glaring farquad, and behold his devastation up so high, a fare to raise the flag of the ogree- the symbol of no return. To burn the face of the farquad with the symbol of our ogrelord, building our swamp of battle and sacred love and to live in eternal lust.



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 No.402198[Reply]

Favorite Shrek film?
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 No.402238

I much prefer Shrek 1028397947390295795:The Shrekoning

 No.403004

Shrek two if I don't think of it.

Shrek one if I do think about it.

The atmosphere of Shrek one was one of total silence. It was the original Shrek that introduced the characters, but it also allowed for the silence and conversation between the two main characters to create a dead atmosphere. Throughout the film, I really got the sense that it was a real place. There were woods, kingdoms, and abandoned castles, but the one striking feature of the setting was that it was desolate. The transitions showed the harmony between man and nature and I think the uncommon appearances of other people, like Robin Hood, was the best indicator that the population was in one place. When we first arrived at the castle, no one was there. There was absolutely no sign of life. Everyone was in one place, but in that one place was cheering, excited peasants who wanted to see a good ol' brawl.

I don't remember much from the first movie though. It left an impression with how it was so silent, albeit for the conversations.

We saw, in the beginning, who Shrek was, how he lived, how he was socially. He lived by himself and did his own thing. I can respect that. We also saw bits of his personality from his interaction with Donkey. He wanted to be alone. He didn't know of social interaction. He was an outcast. Donkey perplexes me though. How can a semi-abused donkey (scolded a lot and unloved) who was to be sold by his master because he was magical, ever get to be that socially active? Where's the back story on him?

I also liked how the human and magical world were separate. I love how the humans despised magical creatures and that the magical creatures were abused and unwelcomed in the kingdom. I could only think there must be something that happened between the two races. Of course the "magical race" is a series of magical creates, but I'm just grouping as of now. The humans must have had some reason to despise ogres. Perhaps their nature or their general violent behavior? Humans and ogre are no different though. Humans had the arena to brawl in. They had an organized military with a self-loving king. It was Greed, lust, pride, wrath, and sloth that the king was pronounced in.

 No.403005

2/2

To explain:

Greed: The king had shown the desire to obtain a princess. He wanted not greed or goods, but a human being. I guess one could say that abusing the magical creatures could also be greed if we had a notion of why he did it.

Lust: He wanted the princess because she was beautiful he coveted her for her physical appearance. He wanted her for lusted for her.

Pride: I can understand the pride he had because he was a short man. He was short, he wanted the power to be king, he wanted to be somebody. I can understand that. That doesn't make it wrong though. He used dirty tactics and bribery in order to get what he wanted. I'll explain more at sloth.

Sloth: He never actually earned the princess's favor. He sent an Ogre to do the dirty work. He bribed Shrek. Instead of using righteous fury to defeat the dragon and win over the princess's love, he resorted to using someone Else's problems, proposing a solution, and then using someone Else's disadvantages as an advantage point. Not only is this wrong, but this leads me to what he did to the magical creatures. This leads me to the final sin, wrath.

Wrath: He attacked the magical creates, tortured Gingy, and caused distress among the all those who are already shunned from the Human kingdom. Calling the magical creates "freaks", he inspired the rage of many to take form and (possibly) lead the magical creatures to homelessness. He undoubtedly led other creatures to possible slavery (shown where donkey is being sold). In our world, he would be nothing short of a madman. A short madman to be exact. He would be the equivalent of ISIS or any terrorist organization. The only difference is that the extreme violence is kept to a minimum because they have already achieved their goal of isolating the magical creatures from humankind.

I'm not going to go into detail on how it was a satire of traditional love stories and stories of heroism because everyone already knows this.
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 No.403008

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Add my Skype pwease!
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 No.403018

Mine would probably be Shrek 34: Shrek-It-Shralph. Really good film featuring Al Gore, Mike Myers, and Gabe Newell.



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 No.403012[Reply]

my friend had this sick ball so I had to take a picture of it and share it with you my swamp stump buddies

 No.403013

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>>403012
here is the other picture

 No.403016

Best sex stimulation for the Brogres.



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