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Shrekchan minecraft server is now online! Cracked players also welcome! Version 1.7.9 and IP: shrekchan.org

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What is that game called with shrek where you have to kill hitler


Shrekenstein 3D

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ITT: We discuss the Shrek toys and post about the ones we own.

IMO Shrek: Forever After had the worst McDonald's toy set. I mean, come on. The only good ones are Gingy, Pinnochio and Fiona. The rest look weird but I guess it would be cool to have Shrek holding a baby but only if you have the other shreks that came in McDonald's.

I unfortunately don't have any McDonald's toys apart from the S:FE gingy. I do have the Shrek Dentist Set where you find his teeth with play doh and I have a Shrek plushie and a strange Shrek doll that doesn't have a label or anything, I don't know how it got in my house because I never bought it neither did my mother or my brother…but it's a sweet Shrek doll, you can take off Shrek's clothes.
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>not even owning one single Shrek merch
>not even a plushie doll
>not even a t-shirt
>acts like he is a brogre
>such a fucking pussy that he is scared of being seen with Shrek

Location of snoop's sides: Space


Shrekman pls

Snop pls


Go pray to Odin for the courage to talk to girls you geek lol


Hussein you're turning into a fag. Stop it. Stop the fucking drama now, this is my thread contour dare derail it, cunt. I'll have you banned.


Snop pls

Y u mad tho

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I think this guy is getting Shreked when he drinks.




Ment for /social/ but FUCK YOU


Nigger ogre > any shrek video

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I'm new here.
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Don't be a faggot, don't post anything Dreck. Have epic may-mays posted (but don't use meme based websites), make others laugh, be benevolent, and live for our ogrelord.
(Also, don't post Shrek-texts if they follow the 'traditional formula.")


fuck off, christfag


Welcome to the kingdom


just remember that everybody has a shrektum in their butts and you'll be alright


Newfionafag alert

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>be me
>be 19
>be a dealer
>late at night
>sales are meh
>in my green muscle car
>approached by a large, hooded figure
>prolly a customer
>roll down window
>figure whispers "how's the sale laddeh"
>my first Shrek-encounter of the Shrek-kind
>"you're needed laddeh, come with me."
>I agree
>"to the onionmobile!"
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Shrek has become a large topic in my family now so when ever I request to watch Shrek, my family gets mad and sends me to my room. All I want is to show Based Shrek my love for him but I guess it's forbidden. Shrek! Oh Shrek! Please behead my family with your mighty shrekanator!


stop roleplaying



somebody plant child porn on this Black Supremacist


shit thread

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My is there all this minecraft stuff
Minecraft sucks

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hey guys do you like tumblr i do

general tumblr thread! lets share our shreklr blogs


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also this is mine



kill yourself.

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I want Nonon to eat onions while I watch.
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Shut the fuck up nobody cares lmao


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haha OK admin ^_^


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>not wanting to eat pizza with chica


Nonon is mai waifu. Nothing turns me on more than seeing her receive the Shrekoning from our Ogrelord himself.



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