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 No.398112[Reply]

New /chat/ sticky.

Also, a news sticky. If someone is spamming then post your news here to ban them or whatever instead of shitting up the place even more.

/chat/ is usually for nigogre and I, but sometimes others join in. Cyrus is FBI, just saying.
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 No.399655

i wanna talk to that bitch nigga snoop



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 No.399761[Reply]

>be me
>school play
>play is shrek musical
>gets farquaad
>angry at director
>"you'd be perfect for him"
>leaves
>crys deeply
>shrek appears
>"time to go maximum ogredrive"
>takes fat ogre shit in my mouth
>leaves room
>shrek is love, shrek is life


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 No.399677[Reply]

Post the shrek OC you have made

Here's an old one from ages ago
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 No.399701

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lell

 No.399703

>>399701
"U-u-o-e-nn-o-uuh-UNYUNTH HATH LAYURR, THATHZ A WRAP, THOLKSS"

 No.399711

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>>399701
>le shrig pig

 No.399749

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 No.399760

>>399749
tru poetry

edd is love
shrek is life



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 No.399503[Reply]

How the fuck did donkey impregnate dragon?
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 No.399657

very carefully

 No.399696

They must be the same egg group

 No.399710

>>399657
>>399696

nig plz
donkey is a dragonkin wearing a donkey fursuit.

 No.399756

how foolish of you too not realize that donkey is composed of 99% sperm and that him speaking can impregnate the dragon

 No.399759

i love to shove 666 black cocks in my tight boipussy



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 No.399739[Reply]

I love you Shrek.
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 No.399742

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>>399741
>I like

 No.399743

>>399742
You are giving me a raging erection.

 No.399752

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>>399743
bazinga

 No.399757

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>>399752
bazooper

 No.399758

>>399757
zimbabwe



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 No.399715[Reply]

I do not like this forum at all! It is blasphemous to the Lord!

All of you are very RACIST and HATEFUL and even ANTI SEMETIC. THIS IS UNNACEPTABLE.

And you all worship this cartoon character made by Dreamworks? That is against God's commandment!!!! Do not worship another god but him or else you will go to hell! You all curse and you even sometimes talk about the SATANIC ILLUMINATI.

THIS IS SO DISGRACEFUL, I caught my son looking AT THIS VERY WEBSITE. I was so disgusted, I took away his computer and all his electronics and grounded him for 5 YEARS. Where can I speak to the manager of this forum? I need him to shut this down ONCE AND FOR ALL. YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy going to hell you blasphemous little SHEEP. you are probably being MIND CONTROLLED by the satanic worshipping illuminati seeming as you all talk about them. I EVEN SAW A POST ON THIS FORUM SAYING THAT CHRISTIANS ARE IDIOTS, LUCKILY A GOOD CHRISTIAN POSTED BACK SAYING SOME VERY SMART WORDS.
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 No.399750

>>399748
I'm black, and I approve

 No.399751

>>399750
mein neger

 No.399753

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>>399753
hahahhahahahahaha



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 No.399712[Reply]

i am so swamped off. these drecks are invading our territory and we need to stop them

 No.399713

k

 No.399717

>>/social/



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 No.399454[Reply]

I want nonon to eat onions while I watch
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 No.399698

>>399697
I'm drunk but I'll admit

shes cute

 No.399699

>>399695
"I'LL STOP" - Hussein, compulsive liar, admitted weakling and failure, somehow still superior aryan

 No.399705

Shill la Shill was terrible

The plot was too convoluted. it should have been about a bitch who wanted to maintain order but then loses her way and begins to want power.

 No.399706

>>399482
A kamui must be worn like this for maximum efficiency. Get out pig.

 No.399714

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>>399705
>loses her way
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY



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 No.399665[Reply]

Let's start with some typography
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 No.399670

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meh this looks pretty shitty

 No.399676

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 No.399704

>>399670
Big fat ogre shit is love? Big fat ogre shit is life?

 No.399708

>>399704
most people do it in the bathroom

 No.399709

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 No.399690[Reply]

In this video, at 4:39, Cr1tikal asks Lord Farquaad if he liked being fisted. I think this says something about this individual. Cr1tikal was our greatest ally all along.

 No.399691

who?

 No.399707

Critifag is a fag. Leave.



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