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Shrekchan minecraft server is now online! Cracked players also welcome! Version 1.7.9 and IP: shrekchan.org

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 No.401055[Reply]

Welcome to the megathread for the minecraft server. Here you can talk, discuss, and showoff everything minecraft related. You can also make suggestions, ban appeals, and keep updated here.

About server: currently online, check here to see status. Cracked players are welcomed. The server is version 1.7.9 and the IP: shrekchan.org

Previous poll:
http://strawpoll.me/2363039/
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 No.401090

We do have grief protection already, just ask me when I am online to roll everything back and ban them. The reason football ogres chest was empty was because together with the inventory wipe the chests were unlocked.

>>401083
I'll remove the locks on the signs, chest and the furnaces.



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 No.400324[Reply]

New greentext thread, because I'm tired of these stories flooding /shr/. Shrektexts outside of thread will likely be locked or deleted.

Please post your stories here!
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 No.401065

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> Be Me
> Be playing in the Shrekchan Minecraft server
> Having a blast that will last.
> I am building a giant house with stuff devoted to Shrek with onions, and many other inquiries to the ogrelord
> All of a sudden a new user logs in
His name is Shrek
> I am so ogrejoyed that I cream my pants once i saw that name
> Shrek says in chat " Cum here laddeh"
> Instantly I know that Shrek is at spawn waiting to take my anus
> Once I reach spawn I see Shrek riding a donkey on top of a giant onion.
> He jumps off and says "your ass is mine"
I am so happy
> He jumps out of the computer monitor into his final ogre form in real life
> My pants are still cum stained but I cum again with the force of 1000 Ron Jeremies
> Shrek than rips off my jeans and banana hammock underwear with such a force that I break both of my legs and my 2 ft cock breaks in half.
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 No.401033[Reply]

shrek is love. Fuck all of you.
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 No.401050

>>401034
FUCK YOU

 No.401067

>>401034
Don't deny it m9 Shrek is love Shrek is life

 No.401068

>>401050
>>401067
Go make a shrekmeme kid

 No.401079

Shrek is Derek

 No.401089

kcerD sI kerhS



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 No.401086[Reply]

I love shrake so much. shrake is my favorite movie, video, utube, comic character. shrake helped me get threw touhg times when i was younger kid and i wolud watch shrake. i found this site after i googled the creepy pasta shrake that is love and life shrake. Love this channel thanks boys reply back with shrake stories, idea etc

 No.401087

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fag



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 No.401069[Reply]

 No.401070

no

 No.401080

Am I a part of a new sekret club :?



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 No.400677[Reply]

A while ago Hussein suggested we start a shrekchan minecraft server, which was a fun idea. Im bringing it up again as a solid idea this time, should it become a reality I'm assuming admin could host it. It would be based off drekisdrek's "shrekchan town" and we could have mods such as psychadelicraft (get hie) and a custom shrekchan mod courtesy of me and my 1337 programming skillz (would include namefag specific armors and various knives and pig masks for admin.) What do you guys think?
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 No.401040

Also I started building a /lounge/ for us to chill in

 No.401042

>>401039
What is the IP?

 No.401045

>>401042
the IP is shrekchan.org

 No.401054

>>401040
Yeah I notice, do you mind if I decorate the outside a bit so its not just a big crate? The inside can have rugs, a jukebox, shrooms and a saddled pig maybe. I have many ideas.

Also, we should sticky a Minecraft mega thread.

 No.401060

>>401054
Yeah dude feel free to decorate the outside as much as you want. Once I finish the inside you can decorate that too



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 No.401048[Reply]

So you're a police man in furguson when you get a call in about a 10 ton ogre that robbed a store for cigarettes and as you keep driving around you notice an ogre that fits the description holding a pack of cigs walking down the street with his donkeh friend.

A) do you stop to question them?
B) do you pull out your swat gear and call for backup?

 No.401049

I pretend I didn't see anything and keep driving.

 No.401051

I put my hands up and walk towards the shrek but his aroma - like an AT field repelled me, now my vampire essence is being replaced by shrek essence

I am now smoke dankula.

 No.401053

Question him, if he becomes hostile, offer my ass to the ogrelord.



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 No.400890[Reply]

Why do people post so much child porn here?

 No.400891

because shrek is a dreck

 No.400925

>>400890
Some asshat keeps posting porn ads with a different IPs everytime

 No.401029

>be me
>post cp
>get away with it
#winning

 No.401030

They do not appreciate shrek obvs



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 No.401043[Reply]

>inb4 shrek is magmatic

 No.401044

>implying shrek is anything but drek

 No.401046

Hey man, please stop being drek, thanks.



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 No.401041[Reply]

Isn't this kind of what Shrek did?


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