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No. 41787 [Reply]

post here if you want people to come to /chat/ instead of making an entire thread for it.
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Admin is here

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No. 36807 [Reply]

Post your Shrek stories in this thread!

(Admin has hijacked this thread)
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Thank you laddeh, may shrek bless your day :)

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No. 42761 [Reply]


holy green guacamole what a disturbing depiction of our ogre lord, I can see the onion sauce dripping from his garlic bread.


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No. 38242 [Reply]

Roll to see what shrek has in mind for your future
>1 you are a brogre
>2 you are a Farquaad
>3 you will be visited by shrek
>4 you will be visited by drek
>5 you are a shooting star
>6 you are an anti-brogre
>7 you will unlock the secrets of shrekchan
>8 you will be sent to /mu/
>9 you are a newfiona
>0 you will get onions

dubs get extra layers and admin
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Roll for onions


Love onions


Shrek is love


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Shrek me up

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No. 42752 [Reply]

They all quote the damn sfm. I loved that sfm and the original post on 4chan. I can't help but feel that the ogrelord is a whore for these edgy tumblr fags. Views and opinions?


Shrekchan was first, before the 4chan post, before any viral video, etc. These are all posers


It's aggravating. Us brogres slave day in day out for our lord and these fools make it almost worthless; I guess credit that they find humour in it but they could always not act like they actually know him

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No. 42642 [Reply]

Fellow brogres: The Peeling Onions here again. We just uploaded our new song, "Shreking Ball."


Thanks for all of the positive reviews, guys!

If you haven't heard us before, I implore you to check out our other videos!


These holy hymns of the swamp please the mighty Ogrelord.


this song tickled my onions


New song is up, "Behind Green Eyes."


A fellow brogre discusses the perspective of an ogre shunned and alone, with nothing but his onions, in the form of song.


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No. 42737 [Reply]

so i have liked this girl for a long time, but i now realised she is a fucking farquaad, what do i do?
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Just let her go, Sam. None of us get laid anyway



But what did you quote from his post?


>>4743 It was a conversation between King Harold and Queen Lillian


When he said >implying any brogres have gfs

Nigga, you high or something?

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No. 42739 [Reply]

>i was only nine years old
>i loved shrek so much
>i prayed to him to bless me with his layered essence
>i feel a warmth approach me
>i think it's shrek
>it's not shrek
>it's drek
>he looks exactly like shrek but blue and more gay
>i get so scared
>he whispers in my ear, "i'm taking the deed to your swamp"
>he gets me on my hands and knees
>i violently resist, managing to break free of his grasp
>he takes out a turnip
>"farquaads are like turnips," he says
>"we both have coatings"
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No. 42724 [Reply]

you fancy some clasicc?


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how much for an classicc


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-10 dubs gets
-a pinch of meme™
-and most importantly:الله‎


May I have some #classicc?


is that the meta

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No. 42722 [Reply]

>Shrek is love
>Shrek is Life


what kind of nerd has an outlook.com email in this day and age LOL :^)


Because it doesn't require a cell phone number, or he could be an oldfag. One of them.


Windows 8 requires you to make an outlook account :/


That isn't true. I have Windows 8 and I've never been asked once to make an OutLook account.

Or maybe they did.

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