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Shrekchan minecraft server is now online! Cracked players also welcome! Version 1.7.9 and IP: shrekchan.org

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Welcome to the megathread for the minecraft server. Here you can talk, discuss, and showoff everything minecraft related. You can also make suggestions, ban appeals, and keep updated here.

About server: currently online, check here to see status. Cracked players are welcomed. The server is version 1.7.9 and the IP: shrekchan.org

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I thought most brogres thought Minecraft was for faggots?

What's with the change of heart?

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New greentext thread, because I'm tired of these stories flooding /shr/. Shrektexts outside of thread will likely be locked or deleted.

Please post your stories here!
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>be servant of Shrek, our Ogrelord

>be expecting package in the mail
>Shrek 2 rotten root canal to be exact
>long hours are spent waiting by the front door >about to lose hope
>the heavens themselves part, making way for a ups truck >it finally arrives
>unable to stand up straight due to massive erection >immediately open and begin to set up
>things are going smoothly
>one hand in Shrek's mouth, one hand on crotch >suddenly, a grave error is made
>I broke our savior's tooth
>what have I done
>pray to Shrek for forgiveness
>an overwhelming stench of onions fills the air
>he is upon me
>I am turned to face him
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(The following content was made from me editing a YouTube comment from some kid complaining about his mom getting mad about him giving a homeless dude money)

> Be 11

> I worked all day and I saved up 50$
> I walked down to the store and gave Shrek all I had
> he cried
> I gave Shrek a blowjob
> I cried
> I got home and told my mom
> she got mad and punished me for 3 weeks
> I cried because I didn't know what I did wrong
> my mom came into my room 3 days later
> She said I'm sorry what you did was good but you don't want to give your money to Shrek
> I cried and yelled at my mom
> she said you are a good person for giving Shrek your money
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First of all its bullshit if someone gets mad about their child being selfless and helping people.

Nice story btw! Its Shrektastic!



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I don't know if this has been acknowledged yet but I got pretty excited when I saw the ad.


I'm still convinced that something is fishy with this impostor Shrek.

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le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p

upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu?

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Kill yourself





wow, sweet find


ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Freddy Fazbear so much, I had all the merchandise and pizza
>I pray to Freddy every night before bed, thanking him for the Pizza I've been given
>"Freddy is love" I say; "Fazbear is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Freddy
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Freddy
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my Pizzeria."
>He grabs me with his powerful animatronic hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
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btw this is based off a post i found on tumblr. i cant link it bc i lost the post


>shrek is love shrek is life reskin



Wow…just wow. This is terrible. This is one of the most faggotry ridden rip offs of a shrektext I've ever seen. Tumblr and reddit fake brogers are bad enough but this is just too drek.


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> me be 14 year old
> i loved archie and maxie so much
> i pray for the land and water i have been given"
> archie and maxie is love i say archie and maxie is lofe
> my dad hears me and calls me a faggot
> i know he was just jealous to my devotion to maxie and archie
> i call him a cunt
> he slaps me and sends me to sleep
> my face hurts and its cold
> i feel a warm moving towards me
> its archie
> i am so happy
> i feel another warm moving towards me
> its maxie
> i am so so happy
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Get original at least

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So has the Onion citadel been taken over by cultural marxism yet?
Do all brogres need to evacuate to masterchan and 8chan now?


One could always make a /shr/ board on 8chan… just throwing it out there.


No cultural marxism here. The admin is against that


Our mods aren't SJW, no need to migrate to 8chan. We already had some shitposters start their own tribe on that site however.

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Being a shrek in D and D
Is there any rule sets for an ogre that is Sherk class?


It's really up to your DM, but he/she ;^) should eat only onions and be barbarian class.


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Make sure to kill and destroy.
If any princess pussy pops up fuck the shit outta it and then kill her.

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