Shrek

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Puss in Boots 12/10/06(Sat)03:49 No. 9240 Locked

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Will dump what I have

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>>	Can I have friends now? Doctor Layers 13/05/09(Thu)14:46 No. 20487 File 136813600266.jpg - (46.68KB , 780x425 , wutshrek.jpg ) LOOK LE FRENDS I MADED A FUNNI SHREK MAY-MAY OC DOUGHNUT STEAL

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IRL Shrek Stories Thread Part2 Puss in Boots 12/10/08(Mon)22:05 No. 9348 Locked

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>Be 13, at a friend's sleepover.
>We finish the night of vidya by watching Shrek 1 and 2.
>Wake up in the middle of the night because someone is touching my peeny and breathing heavily down my neck. Smells like onions.
>Think it's my friend's dad, but too scared to say anything.
>Eventually jizz in my sleeping bag.
>"I hope you enjoyed this shrexual encounter as much as I did."
>See a large green figure escape through an open window.

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>>	Eu!TI0AKNPEQI 13/05/14(Tue)11:52 No. 20719 File 136855756593.jpg - (39.51KB , 326x400 , 13514157869.jpg ) >>20669 >tfw skateboarding too >tfw jumping down 5 stairs >tfw thanking shrek

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wu tang clams Shrekman420!MsGJ3B91.o 13/05/22(Wed)20:26 No. 20940

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>>	Godzilla Emperor of /shr/ and :lounge: !RTnwLCdSCs!!xkZQZjMTDm 13/05/23(Thu)08:06 No. 20945 Why did you mention the name your mother only calls me? Dude I told you I would never use that against you, so why?

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Best thing ever Doctor Layers 13/05/16(Thu)18:23 No. 20799

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i28lmHGMSj

just in case you haven't seen this yet

>>	Not Drek 13/05/17(Fri)14:14 No. 20818 >>20799 Sweet jesus that was music to my ears 10/10 best thing ever made

>>	Puss in Boots 13/05/23(Thu)05:18 No. 20942 >>20799 I fucking love you :^)

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Shrek is love Ogremanana 13/05/22(Wed)20:41 No. 20941

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>be 10
>walking down road
>hear someone behind me
>really dark road, in neighborhood
>no streetlights
>turn around
>nobody there
>turn back, shrek's infront of me
>i gasp in happyness
>"shrek is that really you"
>he smiles at me and hands me an onion
>it really was him
>"im ready shrek"
>he begins to make out with me and stops, pausing to jack me off
>"I hope you liked the shrexual encounter, because it's ogre for now."
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Rating Name/Trip dreks Puss in Boots 13/05/19(Sun)09:27 No. 20860

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I'll start

Eu: 7.4/10
Shrekman: drek
Godzilla: 42/0
Negogre: nigger
bono: qt 3.14 fiona
Richard Dawkins: Decieving farquaad

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>>	Godzilla Emperor of /shr/ and :lounge: !RTnwLCdSCs!!xkZQZjMTDm 13/05/22(Wed)13:50 No. 20931 File 136925581784.png - (244.12KB , 640x352 , Sao 2.png ) why u fags keep sayin it me? the name says puss in boots not Godzilla. u guys seriously need to check yourselves before u get wrecked.

Mr. Shrek 13/05/22(Wed)18:47 No. 20936
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>>20860
Don't you talk shit about SHREKMAN420!!

For all you know he could be Shrek himself.
And look what you did, just called him drek.
Right now Shrek is plotting how he will squeeze the jelly from your eyes
Quite good on toast I hear btw.
U better be scared nigga
And you better run like hell
Also, if I forgot to say it, fuck you
Drek ass bitch

Read the first column, it's what you are.

Godzilla Emperor of /shr/ and :lounge: !RTnwLCdSCs!!xkZQZjMTDm 13/05/22(Wed)19:19 No. 20938
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>>20936
What the hell is a farfquaad?

lel so butt devestated cant even spell farquaad right u tink u gonna get anywhere in dis world? u pwobably dont even got a fiona to go back to i bet you take it up da ass by sherk 3 times a night. why u so fuckin gay? u need to cherk urself before u drek urself oh wait u already drek so no hope for u now fug off an die in ur little swamp pool.

>>	Puss in Boots 13/05/22(Wed)20:00 No. 20939 >>20938 You're retarded.

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Try the onion rings Negrogre 13/05/10(Fri)09:01 No. 20523

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Welcome to McSwampie's may I take your ogre?

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>>	Dilbert!!RkBJWuZGZ4 13/05/21(Tue)20:21 No. 20918 >>20915 Do ogres like onion cake?

>>	Dilbert!!RkBJWuZGZ4 13/05/21(Tue)20:31 No. 20920 File 136919348433.png - (31.28KB , 844x808 , fatass.png ) I'd like a super-large bowl of swamp juice, 1 extra-large onion salad with extra onions, the super-colossal onion burger, and the big vat of onion rings. Thank you.

>>	Godzilla Emperor of /shr/ and :lounge: !RTnwLCdSCs!!xkZQZjMTDm 13/05/22(Wed)14:16 No. 20932 File 136925736313.jpg - (51.10KB , 532x660 , UbadassUGodzilla.jpg ) >>20920 Why would you order something with onions on it? Are you fucking drek or something?

>>	Mr. Shrek 13/05/22(Wed)18:34 No. 20935 >>20918 That is ok. Because onions have layer like ogres. Cakes do not have layers like ogres.

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