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No. 41787 [Reply]

post here if you want people to come to /chat/ instead of making an entire thread for it.
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No.42759

>>42705
Admin is here



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No. 36807 [Reply]

Post your Shrek stories in this thread!

(Admin has hijacked this thread)
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No.42718

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>>42684

Thank you laddeh, may shrek bless your day :)



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No. 42761 [Reply]

http://www.bhteddybear.com/contact.html

holy green guacamole what a disturbing depiction of our ogre lord, I can see the onion sauce dripping from his garlic bread.

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No. 38242 [Reply]

Roll to see what shrek has in mind for your future
>1 you are a brogre
>2 you are a Farquaad
>3 you will be visited by shrek
>4 you will be visited by drek
>5 you are a shooting star
>6 you are an anti-brogre
>7 you will unlock the secrets of shrekchan
>8 you will be sent to /mu/
>9 you are a newfiona
>0 you will get onions

dubs get extra layers and admin
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No.42704

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Shreck

No.42719

Roll for onions

No.42756

Love onions

No.42757

Shrek is love

No.42760

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Shrek me up



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No. 42752 [Reply]

They all quote the damn sfm. I loved that sfm and the original post on 4chan. I can't help but feel that the ogrelord is a whore for these edgy tumblr fags. Views and opinions?

No.42753

Shrekchan was first, before the 4chan post, before any viral video, etc. These are all posers

No.42754

It's aggravating. Us brogres slave day in day out for our lord and these fools make it almost worthless; I guess credit that they find humour in it but they could always not act like they actually know him



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No. 42642 [Reply]

Fellow brogres: The Peeling Onions here again. We just uploaded our new song, "Shreking Ball."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oziJ3qDRjYs&feature=youtu.be

Thanks for all of the positive reviews, guys!

If you haven't heard us before, I implore you to check out our other videos!

No.42643

These holy hymns of the swamp please the mighty Ogrelord.

No.42717

this song tickled my onions

No.42750

>>42642
New song is up, "Behind Green Eyes."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE42S2vHiXQ&feature=youtu.be

A fellow brogre discusses the perspective of an ogre shunned and alone, with nothing but his onions, in the form of song.

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No. 42737 [Reply]

so i have liked this girl for a long time, but i now realised she is a fucking farquaad, what do i do?
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No.42744

>>42737
Just let her go, Sam. None of us get laid anyway

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No.42746

>>42745
But what did you quote from his post?

No.42747

>>4743 It was a conversation between King Harold and Queen Lillian

No.42749

>>42746
When he said >implying any brogres have gfs

Nigga, you high or something?



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No. 42739 [Reply]

>i was only nine years old
>i loved shrek so much
>i prayed to him to bless me with his layered essence
>i feel a warmth approach me
>i think it's shrek
>it's not shrek
>it's drek
>he looks exactly like shrek but blue and more gay
>i get so scared
>he whispers in my ear, "i'm taking the deed to your swamp"
>he gets me on my hands and knees
>i violently resist, managing to break free of his grasp
>he takes out a turnip
>"farquaads are like turnips," he says
>"we both have coatings"
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No. 42724 [Reply]

you fancy some clasicc?

No.42726

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No.42728

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how much for an classicc

No.42734

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>>42728

-10 dubs gets
-a pinch of meme™
-and most importantly:الله‎

No.42736

May I have some #classicc?

No.42758

is that the meta



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No. 42722 [Reply]

>Shrek is love
>Shrek is Life

No.42723

what kind of nerd has an outlook.com email in this day and age LOL :^)

No.42725

>>42723
Because it doesn't require a cell phone number, or he could be an oldfag. One of them.

No.42730

>>42723
Windows 8 requires you to make an outlook account :/

No.42735

>>42730
That isn't true. I have Windows 8 and I've never been asked once to make an OutLook account.

Or maybe they did.



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