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Yesterday I walked into gnc looking for some garlic creakic and naturally some onion tech. The clerk looked at me and smiled, and told me that we have some free samples in the back room. I followed him in, and he led me through poorly-lit hallways and into a room with a table that looked like a medieval torture device. Attached to it were several bottles of shrektech, creakic, garlic and dragonavol. But as I looked at them, the clerk suddenly grew into a large hulking figure, grabbed me and threw me on the table, where it immediately had some sort of locking device that kept me on the table with my ass in the air and mouth locked open. I felt my pants being pulled off and soon felt a thick cock slide into my ass. "don't worry, it'll be ogre soon laddy" At first it was painful but after a few minutes i had 'opened up' so to speak. He came around to my mouth and I was forced to suck my baby's dick clean, practically licking off yesterday's onion lunch. Now here's where it gets weird; he pressed a button on the wall and the table began to vibrate slightly...in the mirror in front of me i could see the shrektech and other muscletech products being mixed into a single batter by the machine, and after a few minutes a scooper came down and poured the batter into my already gaping ass. The now huge, green clerk went around and began pounding me again, ramming the shrektech batter deeper into my ass. Eventually baby ogre came and i tried to fart or shit out the batter along with his cum. But instead he came to my mouth again and I was forced to suck off all the shrektech batter and cum that was on his 12 inch dick..after a few minutes, the shrektech got to me and i began to feel dizzy, everything was spinning around me and the last thing i remember was my baby saying 'hope you liked your free samples'. I woke up this morning on my kitchen floor, unable to walk and surrounded by 5 bottles of shrektech, and 3 bottles of each of the other muscletech products. I checked the scale and i had gained 10 pounds of lean muscle. I guess muscletech products really do work, but at what cost?
will smash mouth do a remix of the shitty daft p album spreadin everywhere the green loev
Don't you fucking insult daft shrek like that you fucking farquaad.
Anybody here interested in the deeper aspects of DXM tripping?
Willy wonka? It's Stevie wonder. If you have no clue what I'm talking about I do like cough syrup
Willy wonka? Yea I do like cough syrup
Is this weed only, or are other happy fun stuffs allowed? I'd like to start a DXM thread.
So what does Shrek smoke?
>>554 shrek smokes nigs
Crack.
Swank Kamp Dush
Shrek smokes bitches.
Straight down ShrekCee in the house Coming straight out of the swamp Coming straight out of the swamp One and only swamp G And he's so funky Once again it's the sound of the swamp Shrek cee in the house and it aint a dump Like a dragon my insults arent PG Won't find a true shrek like me Mother dreck lead you to victory Coming straight out of the swamp Coming straight out of the swamp Message too long. Click here to view the full text.
[Intro - Dreck Daddy] I want you to ask yourself one question If you had 24 hours to live, what would you do? That's some deep green right there, a lot of pressure How would you handle it? Donkey, what would you do? [Verse 1 - Donkey] Yo, I'd turn out all the horses that's heterosexual Smack conceited drecks right off the pedestal I'd even look for my onion that I never knew And show him how I look in my carriage, too I'd do good shit like take ogres from the swamp Show them what they could have if they never settle Take every green kid from high swamp level Message too long. Click here to view the full text.
